It's been one week since I arrived in California. My new parents have been great. I'm getting plenty of food and lovin, but this crate training thing really sucks. Is it even legal? Sheesh, all I want is to play. Is that asking so much? I think they're trying to tell me something with this crate training thing...but what could it be? They give me tasty treats when I pee outside, and yell at me when I do it inside. Maybe it has something to do with that? ... nah.